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Signs You've Had Too Much of the 90s:

  • You try to enter your password on the microwave.
  • You now think of three espressos as "getting wasted."
  • You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.
  • You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
  • You e-mail your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready, and he emails you back "What's for dinner?"
  • Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.
  • You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year.
  • You didn't give your valentine a card this year, but you posted one for your email buddies via a Web page.
  • Your daughter just bought on CD all the records your college roommate used to play that you most despised.
  • Every commercial on television has a website address at the bottom of the screen.
  • You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date. And now sells for half the price you paid.
  • The concept of using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase is foreign to you.
  • Cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car.
  • Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have e-mail addresses.
  • You consider 2nd day air delivery painfully slow.
  • You refer to your dining room table as the flat filing cabinet.
  • Your idea of being organized is multiple colored post-it notes.
  • You find you really need PowerPoint to explain what you do for a living.
  • You normally eat out of vending machines and at the most expensive restaurant in town within the same week.
  • You think a "half-day" means leaving at 5 o'clock.
  • You hear most of your jokes via email instead of in person.
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